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Wacko on his last legs

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« on: June 25, 2009, 09:28:22 PM »
Apparently Michael Jackson has been rushed into Hospital with Heart failiure.

His Pediatrician Doogie Houser said,
"He was consious when he was taken onto the Hospital Ward and was able to give some of his young fans a
Thumbs up!"  lols
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 10:30:16 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 10:33:19 PM »
doctors said they could have restarted jackos heart if only they had of ,beat it beat it beat it beat it........  Afro
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 10:42:40 PM »
  Afro  Afro  Afro     Afro
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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 04:31:31 AM »
Apparently his Autopsy will be later today and he will then be melted down early next week  biggrin
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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 07:07:10 AM »
Wow it don't take long. icon_jook
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 02:49:38 PM »
You want a laugh
Check out Ebay , all jackos music is beeing bidded up to mad prices, specially the vinyl. Well he was well known supporter of plastic.
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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2009, 04:21:58 PM »
heard yesterday hes being cremated and  the ashes put into etch-a-sketches, so kids can still play with him.
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« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2009, 05:39:07 PM »
Whats the difference between michael jackson and alex ferguson................ ....ferguson will be playing giggs in september.
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« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2009, 07:19:39 PM »
All this bolox on telly about what a great singer and dancer michael jackson was is begining to feck me off, no one mentions what a great lorry driver peter sutcliffe was!
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« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2009, 08:31:29 PM »
 Pissing Myself Laughing
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