chris moyles and colin murry from radio one are leaving an awards ceremony and just about to climb in the limo when a blonde runs over to them "aint you two on the radio?,id do anything to be on the radio" she says. murry replies with a smile and a knowing wink "what ANYTHING" , "yes" says the blonde they get her in the car and instruct the driver to pull up round the corner. unzipping his fly and releasing the beast chris moyles says "you said anything, go on then" the blonde smiles, grabs hold of IT, bends her head and says, "id like to say hello to my mum and dad and anyone else that knows me......."
