Ok last one , my soul is doomed!!!!!!!

[WOLFY]

My sister and me are in bed ( different ones its not that kind of joke)
My sister goes down for breakfast.
My mum asks what would you like for breakfast dear, to which my sister replies " a f*ckin boiled egg"
My dad grabs her by the neck and kicks her across the floor , there is blood and guts everywhere!
I came down the stairs and my mum says to me , what would you like for breakfast son?

I looked at my poor sister lying there all mkangled , and said...

Well Im not having the f*ckin boiled egg anyway..

Wolfy