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« on: October 11, 2009, 08:03:35 AM » |
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Breaking News - Michael Barrymore spotted looking pretty shifty by a hotel pool in Majorca.
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2009, 09:05:55 AM » |
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 very quick  At this rate, matt lucas really will be the only gay in the village! I wonder if Graham Norton has ever seen Final Destination?
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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2009, 09:32:24 AM » |
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There was a young man called Gately,
Who said to his boyfriend..."Now rape me",
His fella was Jeff,
And he bummed him to death,
And he hasn't been seen around lately.
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Dont follow me i'm lost too!
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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2009, 09:33:32 AM » |
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The exact cause of Stephen Gately's death is yet to be established, but the doctor who examined him has reported that his arsehole was 3 times the size of a normal arsehole. The police are looking into it |
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« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2009, 09:34:41 AM » |
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Nobody tells Stephen Gately he can't see Michael Jackson.
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can i just have a small glass?
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« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2009, 09:37:10 AM » |
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Stephen Gately's last words...
"I'm off to bed, I'm feeling a little queer".
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« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2009, 09:38:19 AM » |
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Ronan Keating has just announced that the Boyzone comeback to is to continue.
He said "I've been carrying 3 dead weights for 15 years, 1 more shouldn't make any difference"
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« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2009, 09:40:15 AM » |
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Michael Jackson plans a comeback tour. Boyzone plan a comeback tour. I hear Amy Winehouse is planning a comeback tour next year. Here's hoping...  |
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I've gotta get outta this place!
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« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2009, 09:46:02 AM » |
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Stephen Gateley and David Carradine have a lot in common.
Both were found dead in their hotel room. The difference is, Stephen Gateley came out of the closet.
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« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2009, 09:54:14 AM » |
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Boyzone star Stephen Gately had sadly died during the night..The gay icon had been on holidays in the sunny resort of Majorca working on his tan with his boyfriend...Medics are not fully sure what the cause of his death was but can reveal that the brown star was bruised......  |
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« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2009, 10:08:28 AM » |
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I have just seen on the news that the rest of Boyzone are planning on going to Majorca.
Is now really the time to be going on holiday?
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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2009, 11:25:35 AM » |
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apparently he aint dead.........its only words
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« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2009, 05:56:59 PM » |
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If ya dance like that it has to be expected...... You are not allowed to view links. Register or Loginhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr2ZKhV6eKc# Worz, you take care of yourself......  |
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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2009, 07:43:19 PM » |
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I've just realised it's Sunday.
Has anyone tried waking him up?
He's probably just having a lie-in.
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