Worzel walks into The Young Prince, he sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks Barry, "Why are those two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling?"
Barry replies, "It's a competition which im running. If you can jump up and touch the meat, you get free drinks for the whole night."
"Great!" says Worzel, "but what if I can't reach them?"
"Then you have to buy all the drinks for everyone all night," Barry answers.
"Do you want to try?"
"No, but thanks anyway."
"Why not?", asks Barry.
"The steaks are too high."
