go granny go

[shrimper]

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A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop.

Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk:
"Ddddooo youuuu hhhave dddddildosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models."

The old woman then asks:
"Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss
thththiiickkk?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do".

"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffff***cccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?" 

[WOLFY]

 
paddy is in bed whith his wife when he lets out an enormous fart , one nil he says to his wife!
his wife then lets out a massive fart , and shouts , one all!
paddy then let out an even louder fart and shouts 2 , 1
his wife then lets out a humungus fart , causing furiture to move in the room, and shouts 2 , 2
paddy lets out the biggest fart he can, and follows thru
his wife :what was that?
paddy : half time change sides

[Worz]