An Englishman, Frenchman, a georgeous blonde and an old dear were all on a train .............when it goes through a tunnel, suddenly in the darkness there is an almighty slap. It comes into daylight and the Frenchman is holding his jaw.
The Blonde thinks: I bet he went for me and got the old dear and she slapped him.
The Old dear thinks: I bet that disgusting Frenchman grabbed the blonde and she slapped him.
The Frenchman thinks: I bet that bastard Englishman grabbed the blonde ...........she though it was me and slapped me.
The Englishman thinks: I hope there is another tunnel and I can slap that French **** again !!.......................
