av a laff at this

[Scooterboy C]

Stevie Wonder plays a 3 hour set at a gig an Tokyo.
At the end of the concert he askes if there are any request`s,and a little Japanees girl shouts
"please play a jazz chord",so Stevie plays about 13 minutes of perfect Harlem Jazz.
The girl shouts out again "please play a jazz chord",so Stevie fearing he was losing face says
"if you can do any better then please come up here and do it"
So the girl runs on stage,picks up the mic and starts singing
"a jazz chord to say i ruv you"

THINK ABOUT IT !!! 

[Titch]

 

[shrimper]

cliff richards playing the same gig also asks "any requests" the crowd shout "sing tits and fanny" im a cristian says cliff  i cant sing that .the 10,000 strong crowd start getting rowdy screaming tits and fanny, tits and fanny.fearing a riot cliff says you start ill join in the crowd start to sing  "tits and fanny how we dont talk anymore........."

[Titch]

  oooohhhh...... a little bit of wee came out 

[WOLFY]

Very similar joke!
Cliff Richard is playing in Japan
Meets a fan who asks him to play itchie Fanny
Cliff says sorry I dont know that song.
The fan says oh please play itchie fanny.
Cliff says , look I am a good christian man and wouldnt know a fanny if I saw one.
The fan sings :  Itchie Fanny how we dont talk anymore.

go on pretend you dont know that song, I havent anything to be ashamed of, oh leave me alone , dont think those things, I still have street cred........

Wolfy

[shrimper]

   

[WOLFY]

   

oh ok I am trashed , didnt read your reply I throw myself at you mercy, you are the wise and wonderous one master, forgive me, you can beat me !!!