Why?

[Titch]

Getting bloody harder and harder to find a good Take-away. Every place round here seems to do bloody
Halal meat. Have never and never will eat the sh*te. Gonna become a Vegetarian, and not through choice.

Angry of Dagenham. 

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[catch22]

Couldnt you catch a pidgeon on your way home? Its best to sneak up behind them, they wont know your coming, their a bit stupid like that! But, wear gloves though, thier a bit dirty and greasy and have usually got some fleas, although the fleas do add a bit of seasoning if you cook them with the pidgeon!
I should go on master chef!