got a bloke to fit my bathroom he done 20 min then went for his breakfast.how was i to know while i popped round the shops for some susages he would lock me out.i threw my things down in the porch and ran 2 me kids school 4 there keys. ran home fitter on doorstep going oh i was jus gona go home. i went to open door then swore cos some git had nicked my susages in that space of time.nothing like that happens here. so i cooked bacon instead.nancy patriots sc was delivering my paper wen she saw my food on fire so that went in the bin.now i got the hump a bit but not as much as wen i realised that the fitter has gave me a cold cos he was full of bloody snot. then end of the day said he aint coming back till jan 2006 cos he dont feel well. f....ing bless him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
