where are you?

[catch22]

HELLO   HELLO        HELLO       HELLO
IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?      THERE?      THERE       THERE?


Looks like they've all gone to the sid james weekend. . . . . its alright for some!
 its a bit spooky when theres no one here though, everything seems to ECHO     ECHO      ECHO       ECHO


See what i mean?

Oh well, while theres no one here, I might as well have a look around and see if theres anything worth nicking!

Ooohh, whats that over there? . . . . .

[catch22]

 . . lets see, what we got! Mmm, just some old scooter cables . .probably worzels! . . Loads of beer cans! . All empty. Greedy Bastards! didnt save me any!
 . .Some dirty mags and a pack of condoms . .  . . out of date! . . . . Dont suppose anyones gonna come forward to claim them!
 . .Theres some documents here, lets have a look. . . A life time membership of the Miley Cyrus fan club and a " I HEART MILEY" badge. .  hehehe! Ive gotta find out who that belongs to!
 . . . Half a pint of milk thats almost a nice chunk of cheddar now and a cucumber thats gone a bit soggy and mouldy . . . . . I wonder what they were doing with that? . . .  You'd think people would throw this stuff away or take it home with em, not leave it in a public place! . . .What the hell is that? URRGH! Im not touching that. it looks like it might grow legs and start walking! . . .Im sure its breathing! . . . . . . . Oh god, it stinks as well!
 . . ..Hang on! whats this? four pairs of handcuffs, not even fur linned. . .and a whole set of whips and chains, with what looks like .  . . . . .. yep! dried blood on em. Thats a bit worrying! Better wipe me finger prints off of them. Im not getting involved in any criminal investigation! they've probably got a few dead bodies stashed around here somewhere . . . . . . And there was me thinking these ELMS bunch were normal people . . Just goes to show ya!
Im not sure if im safe in here anymore!

Thats quite disturbing really . . . . .

 . .The Miley Cyrus fan club . . !

[Titch]

Was you staying at Worzels while he was away then? 

[catch22]

 
Oh so you've all come back now! Your gonna have to warn me next time you all go! im not staying alone in this place again!
As for worz, I reckon he spends more time here than he does at home, so in a way, yes! I bet he knows something about that Miley Cyrus stuff as well!

[Marko]

I dont think you wanna know what worly thinks of miley? what do you think worly?

[Worz]

Who's that?

[catch22]

Good answer worz! I can tell you've sat in a police station answering questions before! I didnt think you were the type to join a fan club anyway! So, im still not sure who it belongs to!
I know its not me. I cant afford  a  lifetime membership. I have to fork out every month for my subscriptions to the high school musical newsletter, Glee club, and the hilary Duff fan club, amongst others!
Theres no way i'd give them up for Miley!

[Worz]

No seriously! Who is he?

[catch22]

He done that song Achey breaky heart back in the 90's! He looks alot different now though! Think he might have had some cosmetic surgery Cos he actually looks better than he did back then!

[Worz]

Oh, I remember him. Country and Western dude. I always thought he should have got his hair cut.

[catch22]

He's done a bit more than that! The girls love him! . . and the boys for some reason!

[Worz]

So Wiley Miley bats both ways haha!

[catch22]

Hehe! If worly were aware who wiley miley weally was, worly would want a wa. . . . .









 .  . . ..No! im not going there! There might be children reading this! this aint doctor seuss!

[catch22]

Told you he's changed a bit! Its hard to believe boys get excited about him aint it?

[catch22]

i notice you made no comment worz! Too gobsmacked i should imagine! its amazing how a decent haircut can improve your image aint it?
But, I think that brasilian might have been a step too far. . . . .Looks like he lost a bit more than a bit of excess hair! . . . . .Ouch!