o great dont need this

[Spider]

:( cab got smashed up tonite not to bad tho. whats the plan 4 whiplash claim and loadsa money.

[Worz]

You aint having a great deal of luck lately is ya mate!

All sing together: O eight hundred double-O, ten sixty six

There ya go, sue their pants off.

[Spider]

not really m8.wots happend to ya cat face ?fancy a change did you ?

[Worz]

Yes mate, I decided on Scooter from the Muppets. Haha

[Titch]

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Spider mate, come down the pub Friday and I will get someone to give you a massage. I'm sure Barry wont mind. Was there much damage?

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[Spider]

no not really back  needs a refit.lower left needs a touch up right upper has got to go only had 1 boot but thats worn out. thats enough about me.the cabs ok tho. a massage o bloody great is it wandering worzel  or bent barry the  barman from bow.

[Titch]

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Got up this morning......Gearbox packed up.

Oh i give up!!!

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[Worz]

Bloody hell... You had a recon one in there a short while ago didn't you? It must be under some kind of warranty, take it back.

[Titch]

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Only for 6 month's. Waiting for the AA truck to take me & the Cab down to the Gearbox Center at Waterloo. Dare say i will be without it till next week though.

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[Worz]

There must be some kinda timer in those gearboxes. The warranty ends and the box expires!

[Titch]

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Had it in there for 2 years......seems about the lifespan of them now.....oooooooo he's arrived. Bye.

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[Titch]

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AA man get's me down to Southwark ( south of the water apparently ) Geezer tells me leave it with me and i will phone you to let you know. Okay thinks me, and of i go to find a Tube Station. Too cold, "TAXI" take me to Bank Station mate? No problem says he and starts heading for Waterloo bridge......from Blackfriars Road??? Hold on mate says i, wouldn't it make more sence to go over Blackfriars Bridge? It was his first day on the job, and he was still in panic mode as i was his 3rd job....ever!!!!! Gets me there " Be lucky mate" says i and he bleeding well needs to be. Walks in Station, thinks, " Right, take District line to Barking." Signs say go down escalator. Goes down, then down another, follow signs for District Line along platform then up another escalator??? Along a long corridor up a flight of stairs down 2 more escalators along some more corridors, up another escalator and finds myself in Monument Station??? "What the f*ck???" Gets on Tube, f*ck its a Circle Line train gets off at next Station, Tower Hill. Gets on right train. Arrives in Barking. Walks out of Station and gets in que for Bus, geezer starts asking me for spare change, tells him to "f*ck OFF" another plum starts asking me "Can i ponse a fag of ya mate?" Bugger this thinks me, will walk upto Longbridge Road and get the Bus from there. Bus comes along, a number 62, it says that its going via Becontree Heath, Luvly thinks i and gets on. It goes along Longbridge Road then turns right towards Upney??? "Hey, let me off mate" i yells. So i  get off and walk home. Only took me 45minutes. Bloody knackered. If i had a dog i would kick it.

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[Worz]

So had an all round good day then!

[Spider]

that made me larf. i put computor on started cookin me sausages i see worzel has a scoot and gets excited.no points 4 guessing what happend to my sausages again.but it was his fault cos he wrote it first. can u buy unburnable sausages.

[Titch]

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Just about to make the return journey, checked it out this time. Chadwell Heath to Liverpool Street then Northern Line to Southwark. Then i just have to cross the road. £705 plus a drink.
f*ck Bollox sh*t Piss.

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