Mother nature

[catch22]

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Aahh! its a joy to awake on such a beautiful morning!

The sun is shining, a gentle breaze lifts the fresh dew from the moist ground

making every breath enliven the soul!












Nature is truly a diverse and wonderful thing!














A blackbird sings and a pidgeon coo's as it nurses its young

preparing it for the time it must fly its nest!














Wild flora, vegetation and fungi miraculously flourish

from the roughened grubby soil

Creating a home for the rabbits and hares that joyfully play

in the warm morning sunshine,

Whilst always aware of the sly and cunning fox

thats never far away!

















Rodents, of all varieties, scurry through the undergrowth

feeding off the waste that others have left behind,

before dissappearing once more, to a darkened, safer place!

























In every corner and every crevise, spiders skillfully weave their silky webs

with such precision and such finesse!


















Endless streams of ants in their thousands

marching the fruits of their labour back to their queen,

almost oblivious to the myriad of other insects that share their ground.

















Grubs,termites, earwig, silverfish, centipedes and worms,

all earn their living from mother natures provision.

Each of them yield their unique contribution

that ensures the continuity of the miracle

we call . . . life!
























And all of this is just in my living room . .

I have'nt been outside yet!






I should call RENTAKILL to sort this lot out!

 . .if the council saw the place in this state, they'd evict me! . . . .











 . .Oh no! . .Cockroaches in my weetabix again! . . .

 . . . GET OUT YOU GREEDY BASTARDS! . . . .THEY'RE MINE . .

 . . .GET YOUR OWN FOOD! . .

[catch22]

 . . . .I saw a nice date loaf in my food cupboard the other day! . .I thought ooh that looks tasty . .I'll have some of that with a nice cup of tea! .


 . . But when i reached into the cupboard . .All the dates ran away!

[catch22]

 . . Still! I should be used to dates running away from me . .
 . .Nowdays they start to file for an injunction after the first chat up line!

[Worz]

I can't believe there was a guy in the South Korean WC football team called, Much Too Young. haha!

[catch22]

 . .Yea. i think he went too far  when he named his son "Too much" though! . Must have been a specials fan! . . .. Wait a minute! . Am i in the wrong thread? . . .What happened to the footie thread? . . Its so easy to get lost on this site! I'm gonna have to get sat nav to find my way around here!

[Worz]

Buy a Symbian mobile phone and an external bluetooth GPS receiver and I can install TomTom on it for ya!
That's how I find the way to my destination. Also works for finding your way around the internet.

[catch22]

im not buying no eastern european phone! I never trusted those Symbians . . . what with all that ethnic cleansing and stuff! . . . .Besides, you'd probably need sat nav just find Symbia on the map!

[Worz]

Nah! You're thinking of the Guatemalans. The Symbians are ok. They are also open-source on the internet, so can't be that bad.

[catch22]

I thought Guatemalans were a type of reptile? I think ive got a couple of them in my kitchen somewhere, let me go and check . . .,

[catch22]

 . .Na! cant find the slippery buggers! . Perhaps the foxes ate them?

[Stu]

The Symbians were in an old Doctor Who episode. John Pertwee me thinks 

[catch22]

Ive never seen that episode Stu, but if i were a gambling man, i'd bet that they started some inter-galactic war by trying to purify the universe of non symbian races! Thats just the sort of thing they'd do!
 I reckon thats how they got started in the information technology business. They probably started building mobile phones from scrap dalek parts after they destroyed them all! . . .Typical!

[tiger]

and the music ends totally chilled cant remember what i just read thou

[catch22]

Its a form of hypnosis! I figured if i can get you all in a relaxed state of mind, i could put ideas in your heads that you would'nt normally be receptive to!
Im just trying to make some subtle changes to your brains! You might find yourselves saying and doing strange things after reading this . . . . . I mean more strange than what you usually do! . . If thats possible?       

[catch22]

 . .Anyway, if the music stops about here I'd better put some more on. I dont want the hypnosis to wear off!
You can never have enough music anyway! God i love this tune . .it takes about 45 secounds to warm up . . .but when it does, it does things to me . . .I'd snog it if i could!
But, have you ever tried putting your tongue around a violin string?

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