Little sh*ts!

[Worz]

Jane's PK125 was nicked last night from outside the house. I reckon I know who did it cos three kids knocked on the door yesterday asking if it was for sale and did I know anyone else selling them.
 
We got it back from round the corner cos the chain on it was through the rear brake pedal and they couldn't get it off so they decided to leave it.
 
Details of smashed bits:
Horncasing
Headset top
Toolbox
Front indicators and housings
headlight
speedo
 
They other end of the chain was thru the rear indicator hole in the frame of my PK50 auto. They f*cked that bit up to get the chain out. It looks like they nibbled at it with pliers or metal cutters so the pk auto frame is knackered too.
 
I blame the Hackney council builders who made us take Jane's scooter outside while they were working. It was always in the hallway before that. If they'd been finished in the 3 weeks they said it would take (been 3 months now!) the scooter would have been back inside and out of harms way.

[Spider]

sorry to hear the bad news wrap it up in as much stuff as possible when out side it takes longer to undo and you mite hear the tossers when being uncoverd

[Titch]

[SIZE="2"]f*cking Pykies i bet. I only said to you the other week to stick 'em in my garage. Hindsights a wonderfull thing. What ya gonna do, have you still got the builders in or can you move 'em in doors yet?[/SIZE]

[Worz]

The builders are still here, well sort of when they can be bothered to turn up. I don't think the kids will try for it again though cos it's chained up much better plus they've already smashed it up once.

[I am the 1 in 10]

I wouldnt bet on them not trying again,i caught someone last Sunday at 6:30 in the morning trying to nick another one of Cols and he said it sounded like the same lot as before.If it aint nailed down they will just take it.B*****ds.

[Marko]

Bring back hanging, and they call me a fascist!

My fence is now covered in anti-climb paint and if i catch someone in the garden they get my louisville slugger round the ear'ole, should produce a nasty headache!