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« on: November 26, 2005, 08:18:40 PM »

Here's a handy little gadget that you might like to ask Santa for You are not allowed to view links.
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« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2005, 08:55:09 PM »

You can strap your torch on one side and the camera on the other.
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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2005, 08:48:39 PM »

What have you asked Santa for?
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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2005, 09:19:30 PM »

A new cock! Cos mine's too big and don't fit many women!
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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2005, 10:04:36 PM »

You should have gone for a Goose this year, it's less filling.
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How does this new pet of yours get on with your pussys?
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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2005, 10:17:22 PM »

I've never worn green trousers (cept army greens) and tan shoes in me life!
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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2005, 10:35:19 PM »

Cameras dont lie. You dont know what you do when your drunk.
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2005, 02:06:58 AM »

worzel is that you with the big cock?
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2005, 09:11:59 AM »

It's my face and body but definitely not my legs! Titch is a git, if he's got a picture of you he'll edit it to make you look like a twat. He cuts you out of a picture and pastes you onto someone elses body. He's done that sorta thing to everyone in the club so far.
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2005, 12:15:24 PM »

naaaa wozel dont. titch dont tell porky pies. i remember them trouses and shoes on you a few years ago in that pub.the one where we had a beer. you was a soul boy smoothy then. thats wen we used to dance to the boogie you funky wild thing,and the bass went boom boom boom :W  :D  redfaces
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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2005, 09:42:29 PM »

Yeh, i remember that Spider. I have the photos to prove it.
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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2005, 12:16:18 PM »

It's gone a bit quite on here the last few day en it? Is everyone busy drinking in the pub? There's a thought! Maybe that's where I should be. Laters... I'm goin down the pub. :rink:
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« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2005, 02:17:48 PM »

Happy Chrimbo one and all!

Drove home from sunny Essex yesterday at 6pm and it was dead...well weird i thought i'd hit loads of traffic, but i reckon everyone left london early...
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« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2005, 03:08:14 PM »

I really like Christmas, booze, presents, more booze, turkey and plenty of stuffing. I particualy enjoy the Nativity. Dunno if you have heard it, but it goes like this:
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There was this couple, and the bird got up the duff. They didn't have anywhere to stay so they got a room at a pub called The Young Prince.
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« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2005, 07:09:50 PM »

The bird gave birth to a boy weighing in at a massive 42lbs. They decided to call him Jeeeeeeeeesus.
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