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« on: May 24, 2010, 09:52:07 AM » |
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I only joined your forum yesterday and all ive done is post silly, immature topics. So, i thought I should respect the other users and take things more seriously. So i want to ask your advice on something.
I need to get a bigger P range, but im not sure how to go about it. Should i try holding it at a different angle or perhaps leaning back a bit further? I just dont want to keep getting the toilet seat wet!
Any suggestions anyone?
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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2010, 11:01:39 AM » |
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I usually find lifting the toilet seat helps a lot. And always be careful of splashback!  http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/worzelb/snow-wee.gif |
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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2010, 12:12:00 PM » |
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im not touching the toilet seat, its filthy!. . . I have got standards you know!
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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2010, 01:53:40 PM » |
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« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2010, 02:34:36 PM » |
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But, wont they fill up with pee and start running down my legs?  I think a condom would fit better, but that would fill up more quickly. . . . . Unless i make a hole in the top of it!. . . . .but i dont see how that will help my P range! |
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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2010, 03:55:50 PM » |
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Okay if you are inclined to wear a condom before pissing... I suggest you put one on, piss into it, make a hole in the end, then squeeze it like a cow teat and aim at the toilet bowl.
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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2010, 04:14:49 PM » |
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I hope you mean squeeze the condom like a cow teet, because a girl made me do something similar to that recently and i swear im pregnant now! She told me i couldnt get pregnant the first time so i aint falling for that one again.
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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2010, 06:04:13 PM » |
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It'll be fine. Trust Elms Scooter Club  |
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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2010, 06:49:32 PM » |
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Yea! she told me to trust her and i think she said something about me being in the club by the time she's finnished. Not sure what she ment though!
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« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2010, 10:35:28 AM » |
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So there's gonna be a little catch22 running around soon. Good luck with that  |
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« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2010, 01:20:46 PM » |
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No. Im gonna sell it to the child slave labour market! Kids are too lazy these days, they should get off their backsides and go to work and make a contribution to society! Ive gotta stop this insane rambling. I was on the advanced physics forum yesterday and got tempted to start ranting and calling them all sad little wierdo's, then i remembered where i was. Dont think that sort of behaviour is acceptable in the science community! HaHa!  |
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« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2010, 02:07:51 PM » |
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I was on the advanced physics forum yesterday
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« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2010, 02:22:21 PM » |
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« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2010, 02:24:56 PM » |
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I'll take a look-see. Bet you been banned already  |
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« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2010, 02:29:59 PM » |
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Na! ive managed to control myself so far, its just a matter of time though! When you gonna ban me from this site?  |
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