help wanted

[Spider]

that stuiped old bat that i live with now whats her name oh yeah the wife.i paid a bloke to paint while i sat there about 350 quid later or 3 weeks later she dont like the colour so today i painted it . please take her away she drives me nuts.i hope you all understand why i have a screw loose in my brain box.:CRAZY:

[Roz]

Spider you can pay me 350 quid and paint my room
 for me,

[Spider]

i bloody well might as well ros. today i am watching it dry.guess what shes doing? yep nothing but moaning about my day off to pack. im starting to think it must be me.

[Roz]

when Titch goes on a rally I wash, iron and pack his clothes, like all good wife's should.
Men need to be loved and looked after.
AND I STILL HAVE TO DO THE BLOODY PAINTING!!!
and your doing someting wrong ??????

[Spider]

do us a favour tell titch he cant marry you i'm comming through xx