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« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2005, 03:49:48 PM » |
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« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2005, 04:04:16 PM » |
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sh*t & F++k! Was just looking at FAB's site and 2 Stroke Runners had a
charity ride-out yesterday??? Didn't know anything about it?
Did anybody know about this or did you all go and just didn't
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« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2005, 05:10:53 PM » |
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Not heard nothing about it. Don't remember seeing a flyer for it either.
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« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2005, 07:08:02 PM » |
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no-one here saw nothing bout it
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« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2005, 09:39:16 PM » |
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14 things a man can do at Asda while his wife is taking her time:
01.. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.
04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares'... and see what happens.
05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on a credit card.
06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
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07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack .. . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!" |
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« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2005, 11:46:09 PM » |
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You can start a new thread if the subject is different you know.
What's Housewares?
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« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2005, 01:53:13 PM » |
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Bricks, cement, doors, windows. c'mon worzel get the fasion
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« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2005, 04:50:57 PM » |
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Oooooooohhhhhh........ge t you. Colin was bored. So i just thought he
could go Asdas and not be bored. (works in any supermarket or large department store in case you dont have an Asdas nearby.) |
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« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2005, 05:28:40 PM » |
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c'mon worzel get the fasion I would do but I don't know what a fasion is either! Colin was bored. So i just thought he
could go Asdas and not be bored [/size] Oh, I see. He's a bit of a shopaholic then? |
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« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2005, 07:35:42 PM » |
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You never had any idea of fasion. i know Fashion is spelt F A S H I O N, but this wouldn't make sence otherwise would it. Shopaholic??? i dont know, it was just an idea to stop being bored.
Stop being so pedantic. (i got that last word out of the dictionary, i think i may use it more often.) http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/cabbie1967/wubblewoo.jpg |
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« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2005, 08:33:46 PM » |
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Fashion may bey spelled fashion but sense is spelled sense.
Shopaholic.... Just ask any woman!
Pedantic.... Good word that is! I may use it too.
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« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2005, 09:35:14 PM » |
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Talking of FASHION, this would really suit you Worz. |
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« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2005, 10:35:11 PM » |
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I'll ave a large big mac meal (with coke) and a quarter pounder please! mmmmmmm! I'm lovin' it!
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« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2005, 08:44:38 PM » |
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OOOOHHHHHH you like a big mac?We have got one of them in our club havent we???????  |
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« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2005, 09:16:46 PM » |
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Well..... sposed to have but he's only been to one club meet this year!
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