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« on: November 26, 2005, 07:41:59 PM » |
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Male Poodle found today at 11.30am at the corner of Roman Road and Burdett Road.
Approximately 6 months of age. White with grey patches and wearing blue collar but with no tags.
Tasted like chicken. [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] |
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Titch
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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2005, 10:58:53 AM » |
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Tasted like chicken.
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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2005, 12:01:39 PM » |
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I had chicken the other day. I didn't post it on the forum cos I didn't think it was that important.
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2005, 12:47:01 PM » |
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I've got cow today. Wipe it's feet & arse and ready to eat. Luvly. |
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Worz
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2005, 01:24:15 PM » |
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Yum! I believe I have cow today too.
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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2005, 01:26:04 PM » |
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Your not coming around here for dinner! I only have enough cow for 2 people.
Go to the cow shop and buy your own. [/SIZE] |
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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2005, 01:59:39 PM » |
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My cow came in the form of burgers from the kebab shop.
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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2005, 02:31:37 PM » |
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Dont you have a proper cow shop near you then? I can go along to my local one and pick one out, ride it home and chuck it on a plate. Good English food. [/SIZE] http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/cabbie1967/cow.jpg |
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Worz
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« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2005, 03:43:08 PM » |
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Na, all my beef is pre-processed. Bloody country.
Speaking of which there's a program on Sky1 soon called 'My England'. Some Lord or other talks about how this country's been f*cked up. I might watch that.
Can't believe I can't buy a cow tho!
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2005, 03:46:55 PM » |
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I could always pick one up for you and leave it in the back of the cab and drop it into you when i am passing. |
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« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2005, 03:48:48 PM » |
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No, I'm not into illegal stuff. Apparently the government have made cows sacred now (because of a majority vote) and the trading of them is illegal.
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« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2005, 04:21:49 PM » |
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Yeh, but you can get around that by riding it. Its then classed as transport and it dont need road tax or an MOT. [/SIZE] |
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« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2005, 04:27:32 PM » |
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Have to pay congestion charging tho. Cos it's fat and holds up traffic!
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« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2005, 04:37:03 PM » |
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I didn't know you lived in the congestion zone?
I could always post it to you.
We have a Sheep Shop near us as well, if you prefer Lamb? [/SIZE] |
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2005, 05:24:55 PM » |
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:rolleyess you two need help lol
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Please don't upset me I am running out of places to hide the bodies.
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