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[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]Duty increase on packet of cigarettes up 9p from tomorrow[/COLOR] [COLOR="paleturquoise"]
( the [/COLOR][COLOR="PaleTurquoise"]the f*cking dirty bastards. )[/COLOR]
[COLOR="lemonchiffon"]From midnight on Sunday, 1p on a pint of beer, 4p on bottle of wine - duty on champagne, spirits and cider frozen[/COLOR] [COLOR="paleturquoise"]
( the [/COLOR][COLOR="paleturquoise"]f*cking dirty bastards. Alright if your a Champagne Charlie or a country bumpkin! )[/COLOR]
[COLOR="lemonchiffon"]Exemption on stamp duty raised to £125,000 [/COLOR] [COLOR="paleturquoise"]
( whats that? )[/COLOR]
[COLOR="lemonchiffon"]Inheritance tax exemption raised over the next four years from £275,000 to £325,000[/COLOR] [COLOR="paleturquoise"]
( lol )[/COLOR]
[COLOR="lemonchiffon"]£210 road tax for new "gas guzzling'' cars, sliding to zero rate for "greenest" cars [/COLOR] [COLOR="paleturquoise"]
( what about scoots? )[/COLOR]
[COLOR="lemonchiffon"]Fuel duties to be frozen until September 1[/COLOR] [COLOR="paleturquoise"]
( then they will probably [/COLOR][COLOR="paleturquoise"]make it £2 a litre. )[/COLOR]
[COLOR="lemonchiffon"]Personal tax allowance raised from £4,895 to £5,035[/COLOR] [COLOR="paleturquoise"]
( big deal. )[/COLOR]
[COLOR="lemonchiffon"]£970m for shared equity to help 35,000 new home-owners [/COLOR] [COLOR="paleturquoise"]
( what[/COLOR] [COLOR="paleturquoise"]that actually means is £970m to help asylum seekers buy new homes. )[/COLOR]
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]Child benefit to be increased on April 10 to £17.45 [/COLOR][COLOR="paleturquoise"]
( [/COLOR][COLOR="paleturquoise"]mine have all grown up!!! )[/COLOR]
[COLOR="lemonchiffon"]£200m of public money for training world-class sportsmen and women[/COLOR] [COLOR="PaleTurquoise"]
( for f*cks sake, get a job. )[/COLOR]
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