Ladies bra

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FOR SALE LADIES BRA (AS OPPOSED TO MENS BRA)

BLACK, PADDED. ONE CAREFUL OWNER. . . (THATS ME! . . . . APART FROM THE GIRL I WON IT FROM IN A GAME OF STRIP . ??. . STRIP SOMETHING OR ANOTHER . . I CANT REMEMBER, I WAS DRUNK AT THE TIME . . I WON THE BRA BUT I LOST THE GAME, BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY. . . ANYWAY, I DIGRESS. THE POINT IS SHE ONLY WORE IT ONCE AND SHE WAS'NT LACTATING AT THE TIME SO THERE ARE NO STAINS AND IVE BEEN CAREFUL WITH IT SINCE IT CAME INTO MY POSSESSION, SO TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, IM NOT LYING TO YOU WHEN I SAY ONE CAREFUL OWNER!)
SIZE? I DONT KNOW, BECAUSE I DONT UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS. . . I JUST KNOW IT DOESNT FIT ME!

BARGAIN ONLY 29P O.N.O.    HP TERMS AVAILABLE (subject to status)

* Typical APR 1,000%. terms and conditions apply. written details available on request. Your underwear may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments on item purchased or other loans secured on it.


THATS NOT TOO KINKY IS IT?       

[Titch]

As my old nan used to say, never trust a man who, when left alone with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on 

[catch22]

A wise women!